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Kuldeep Rathore

@kuldeepx

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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
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Why don't elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
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Why don't some fish play piano? Because you can't tuna fish.
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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
Why don't some fish play piano? Because you can't tuna fish.
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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
Why don't some fish play piano? Because you can't tuna fish.
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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why did the cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer so long.
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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Kuldeep Rathore
@kuldeepx
That shitty phaver app( totally web 2 app with 20-25 trackers inbuilt) banned me that was the moment. And these binance social summer are mere sbts not nfts which is of no use anymore.
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