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Kuldeep Rathore

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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with a few notes.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the computer break up with the internet? It found someone better.
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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
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Kuldeep Rathore
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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
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Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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