He’s such a smart man to be honest ❤️

Awhile back I ate so much watermelon and watermelon seeds I had to be hospitalized.

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Watermelon Wake - I can't forget that now. Was it an entire giant watermelon? Weird trivia: did you know that they created a square watermelon in Japan? I know this as I needed to research photos of them for a textbook. 😂 They were very expensive, as I recall.

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Whoa! The way they do it is grow a watermelon inside a glass box and that's it. They are kind of cute, in any case, but I remember they were super expensive, so that is just silly. And there are heart-shaped ones for your valentine.

Whoa! The way they do it is grow a watermelon inside a glass box and that's it. They are kind of cute, in any case, but I remember they were super expensive, so that is just silly. And there are heart-shaped ones for your valentine. https://www.whataboutwatermelon.com/index.php/2009/07/how-and-why-square-watermelons-are-made/

Took more than one but fewer than three.

Square melons feel like scientific arrogance to me but 🤷‍♂️