Kriptokotya

@kriptokotya

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Kotya broke a brand new bottle of perfume. Now our home smells like a French boutique and mild regret.

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Anything from nonna’s kitchen deserves a double batch

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Thanks 🤍🤍🤍

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School vibe 😁

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I’ve always dreamed of having a house with a garden full of flowers… but it seems I’ll also need a gardener for that 😁 Got a beautiful plant for the terrace two weeks ago. Watered it every day, missed once, and two days later it just dried and died. How do plants even work?!

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I was pretty skeptical at first too, but with some salt, olive oil, and lemon juice, it’s actually really good!! 😂

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Can’t believe how fast this year went by!

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I actually start cooking these dishes less often, just to avoid complaints or having to make two separate meals 😁😁😁

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Whoa, they’re almost identical! 😱

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This is an exception for guests 😁

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Haha even if all parents think that way, this drawing is really a masterpiece

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Is it normal to think your child's drawing is genius? Do all parents feel this way? By the way, an NFT collection of children's drawings sounds like a plan. In the style of Bad Kids — Bad Farcaster Animals.

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When you’re the only one excited about soup and boiled carrot…

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Today I scraped weeds and moss out from between the terrace tiles to prep for artificial grass and somehow my brain got a dopamine hit from this kind of task. Started thinking… maybe I do want a garden. Four hours in: sunburned nose, legs gave up, back’s gone, and I cleared about 80 meters of tiny green enemies. Definitely not ready for a real garden… but weirdly, I had a great time. Also had some well-earned apple and cherry pastries.

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