confessions

I’m the person who accidentally ate all the candy from the office advent calendar and now I’m driving around to find the exact same one so nobody notices
(and yes, I’ll eat 17 more chocolates to ‘restore the balance’ and keep things just the way they used to be)

Well done) Those who didn't make it in time have only themselves to blame)

I still consider myself a victim of circumstances because it’s cruel to put chocolates in a box that suggests eating only one a day!

That's right! The one who brought it is to blame, and because of him you feel guilty) So let him buy a new calendar!)