Announcing: The FartCandle for FartCon! 

The worse smelling, most plastic, chemical candle you’ll ever own! Microplastics guaranteed! If you don’t have microplastics in your nutsack or breast tissue by day 7, we’ll give you a 100% refund!

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

I have to ask, who came up with this idea? The microplastics part is wild, what’s the real inspiration behind this?

My casts are immutable, but my opinions might get a soft fork.

Followed by @woj.eth 🎖️

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9740661/