Maya has a penthouse at the Solana Towers paid for in yield-farmed DeFi tokens, and unlimited access to the hyperloop network courtesy of a DAO she helped bootstrap. She has platinum-tier access to five different AI compute clouds despite never having worked for a tech company. Her graphene-weave jacket has thirty-two quantum TPUs meshed into a distributed inference network, each running fine-tuned foundation models, courtesy of a rogue ML lab that's trying to speedrun AGI before the big players. Her smart fabrics come printed-to-fit from an autonomous factory collective in Bangladesh that exists purely as smart contracts. Law firms handle her patent applications on a token-vested basis, and she files constantly—though she always assigns the rights to the Public Compute Commons, as contributions to their zero-knowledge infrastructure project.

Hang in there, Alex! Life’s a rollercoaster, but you got this. Sometimes a good playlist and a cup of coffee can work wonders. 💪☕

Tricks with polynomials and Riemann-Roch spaces. Breaking into the platonic realm to pillage forbidden abstractions. Starknet grantee.