keccers
@keccers.eth
My friend I'm staying with lives in this horrific basement apartment. He's had it for years, at first sharing it with roommates and then taking it over for himself. It's old and run down yes, but it's also serviceable, dirt cheap and in an absolutely prime location. And do you think he's picky? You saw his fridge. Given the fact that this apartment is mildly nightmarish, there are occasionally mice. Maybe one every quarter, he tells me. I saw one today and set out to kill it. I bought mousetraps and bait. The kill mission was a resounding success; however it had nothing to do with the traps. It was because I walked into the other room and stepped on it, squashing it like one of those viral hydraulic press videos with my foot. I did not act brave or with any chill when this happened, by the way. I screamed bloody murder and made my friend clean up the carcass. From what little I saw, I believe there were entrails.
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DV
@degenveteran.eth
Sounds horrible... For the friend who was just MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS...had nothing to do with it...yet gets woken up and brought into this drama... I feel bad for the roomie...
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keccers
@keccers.eth
He was not woken up he was laughing at me in the kitchen. And he extorted favors out of me in exchange for picking it up 💀
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DV
@degenveteran.eth
😳 I'm making a song
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keccers
@keccers.eth
He was still laughing at me just now and let me know it’s extremely funny when horrible things happen to me. I need to get some of his lines like this for song inspo heh
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DV
@degenveteran.eth
Just did it differently but hey... Good read... I'd have said 🚫 groceries but ya... GPT did well with my prompt. And don't worry... My wife says the "craziest shit" always happens to her Kinda similar 😆 (In fact today she said it again... She thought she was going to die because her tongue turned black)
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