i tried to summon satan when i was 5 or 6 years old 😔

i saw it in a cartoon & had some business to attend to

the second time i tried to summon satan was in 5th grade bc this lacross playing bitch was bullying me

so i made a voodoo doll of her using her hair and tried to curse her entire bloodline. my depressing sad life all of a sudden became technicolor when she came in with a broken arm a few weeks after my ritual

ℑ❤️𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔬𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 + 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. 

ℑ 𝔤𝔬 𝔟𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔭, 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫:

https://lambchopd.squarespace.com/

Ye should have gotten you to narrate this as the intro for his ‘my beautiful dark twisted fantasy’ album

I’m a lambchop stan
Idk Nicki 🤷🏽‍♂️

omg never could replace Queen Nicki’s iconic intro