whispering “thank you for distracting daddy from his Schwab account” like a mantra in my newborn daughter’s ears

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Don’t Eat with the people U won’t starve with 💀🖤

Definitely feeling that way! Thank you ☺️☺️

Bro won in life 🙂🫠 , May u and ur Daughter live the most Adventurous life

The tables will turn, my friend. Enjoy the peace while it lasts 😁

"So sweet! A precious moment with your daughter—Schwab can definitely wait. "

She really came at the right time lol
A destiny child indeed ❤️

They really help put things in perspective don’t they