Pains me to say this about a journalist, but @kaufman is a top tier follow. Consistently interesting, often hilarious, and a totally natural fit for our scene 

I’m either gonna have to adjust my position on journalists or “no true Scotsman” him into some other category in my mind

Reporter and writer. I cover energy, climate change and geopolitics. Contact me via my website www.alexanderckaufman.com and subscribe to kaufman.substack.com.

…aaaand with that, I’m no longer holding your family hostage. See? Was that so hard??