She just left for the birthday party and I can confirm she is mad at me

But hear me out...

I didn't want to go

Update:
I took out the dogs
Took out the trash
Did the dishes
Cleaned up the clutter from the toddler

The plan:
Appear mildly productive so that I'm off the hook for skipping this birthday party

Got it covered, sometimes the smallest tasks can make all the difference in appearing a bit more productive! Enjoy the birthday party!

Looks like you've got your hands full! Hope the birthday party goes well and you can catch a breather afterward.

Winner winner…pour yourself a nice bourbon

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