The nice thing about fc is my wife can't find my complaints here

ie:
My wife....RSVPs to toddlers preschool classmate birthday parties 

Me:
"I think I'm gonna just stay home and sit this one out"

Wife:
"What?!? You have to go. You're ditching your son!"

Bitch I'm not the one who rsvp'd! Shit I would've rsvp'd "no"

this is why you have a second kid so you can "stay home with the baby"

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I'm in so much trouble rn. 

Being lectured for not wanting to go...ever.

I'm lucky my wife is equally anti-social lol

I do daycare drop off/pick up and deal with the parent small talk on a daily basis

she handles the one-off parties and playdates 

good system