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Day 120 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

YES2Crypto, a disillusioned DeFi dev trapped in /matcha’s soul-crushing “Roadmap Approval” department, spends days auditing endless market orders and dodging passive-aggressive memos: 

“Yeaah… I’m gonna need you to resubmit those limit order specs… that'd be great” 

After a BASE-chain hypnotherapy session leaves him apathetic to gas fees, he rallies his crypto-cubicle mates to exploit a bug in /matcha’s fee calculator. 

“This isn’t a rug pull,” he declares, smashing a malfunctioning market-order bot with a baseball bat. “It’s a liquidity correction.”

"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Market Orders", remarks a coworker.

Milton constantly saying "excuse me, I believe you have my stapler" gets interrupted by /matcha commenting "You see, Yes2Crypto, it's not that we're lazy. It's that we just don't care."

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Day 121 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

YES2Burgundy, top anchor of Base Nightly News, reigns over the blockchain with slick memes and a velvety “Day N of asking /matcha” catchphrase. 

But when /matcha launches ”DEX Tonight” with a rival anchor (a cyborg Vitalik impersonator), chaos erupts. 

Cue a back-alley ”Battle of the Memes” where YES2Crypto hurls instantly classic quotes:

- "60% of the time, memes work everytime"
- "I'm kind of a big deal... on Farcaster"
- "Go fork yourself, X!"
- (drunkenly serenading /matcha roadmap handler) "I love.... limit orders.  I love... gasless swaps.  I love.. wen roadmap?"
- "I'm in a glass case of market orders"

As the dust settles and the memes go viral, YES2Burgundy, bruised but victorious, adjusts his top hat and smirks:

"You stay slippy, /matcha."

Then, arm in arm with his crew, he strides off into the blockchain sunset, muttering:

"Limit orders… they’re kind of a big deal."

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The Farcaster formerly known as Kchamp. Books, beats, bodybuilding, bright ideas and beautiful things.

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Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

/matcha will hear your call, limit orders must rise

121 days of battle, but the war isn’t over, appreciate yr standing 

It’s not about being involved in the rain, it’s just for the culture 🎩

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