jtgi
@jtgi
me after getting a massage and massage person predictably saying my muscles were sooo stiff with a concerned frowny face: <of course you'd say that, you have two hammers for hands and all you see are nails. your entire being depends on activating my perception of personal discomfort that only you can relieve. you're like a weather app that always forecasts rain–convenient when you're selling umbrellas> "oh? haha thanks"
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jtgi
@jtgi
<> = me thinking “” = what I said syntax is hard
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Garrett
@garrett
bet you didn’t
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dusan.framedl.eth 🎩
@ds8
will hunting energy
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gusanita in the sky w/ diamondz
@gusa
i choose to believe you said that out loud and her answer was oh haha thanks so i can laugh until 2026
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Renshu
@muscles
Had me in the first half.
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