By about 2053, Ethereum will be older than the average human

Nice thought - quite a bit earlier if you go with median age, current world pop median is just over 30 years, so by 2047 Ethereum is older

Interesting dynamics, massive differences across countries, huge youth boom in the global south, but longevity science developing soooo fast too

Can’t wait to see EIPs in the 2053s.

lol that rhymes.

What if he will have a middle age crisis?

It is interesting to think about that. Do you think ETH will do well after Vitalik steps down?

I think I will be dead, I'm a boomer here!