Espresso martini is legit the absolute dumbest drink you could order, ever

Alcohol not fucking your sleep up enough? Ok let’s add some CAFFEINE

Was at a dinner that ended at like 11p waiter brought out a round as a gift lol I pretended to take a sip

What idiots order that (brunch is acceptable)

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Is an espresso martini really a worse decision than a vodka Red Bull?

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Comparable levels of stupidity although I have only ever seen someone order a vodka Red Bull when they are partying and trying to stay later