My partner insists this is the correct glass for drinking scotch, but all I experience is the sensation of peat and alcohol fumes pouring into my eyeballs every time I drink from this glass, and I refuse to believe this is how people are supposed to enjoy scotch.

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It was a Laphroaig 10-year, so it was tasty, at least, eye burning aside.