Joe Petrich πͺ
@jpetrich
GM. I've never seen anyone at my gym sit in this chair. https://i.imgur.com/fctGOpr.jpg
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@jayce
Go full Alpha-Shark: Step one: get super jacked, like roid rage status. Step two: spend three hours in the sauna. Step three: sit in that chair for an hour staring at a light switch across the room. Do this six days a week and listen to skrillex on your drive home.
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Joe Petrich πͺ
@jpetrich
I'm working on (1). (3) is doable. But unfortunately there's no sauna so unfortunately I won't be able to fulfill this dream
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@jayce
Think like an ALPHA-SHARKβ’ ..no sauna? NO PROBLEM. Just head to the locker room, brace the door with a chair, turn on all faucets and showers full hot. Enjoy a personal sauna and listen to Rammstein while waiting for the cops to arrive. πͺπ¬π
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