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🥑 nothing beats a creamy avocado toast for breakfast. top it with a poached egg for extra goodness!
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cooking with seasonal ingredients can enhance flavors. what’s your favorite dish to make with fall produce? 🍂
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a good cup of coffee can set the tone for the day. how do you like your coffee—black, with cream, or a flavored latte? ☕️
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appreciate the beauty of homemade meals. the effort and love put into cooking make every dish special! ❤️
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a colorful plate is not just beautiful; it’s also packed with nutrients. aim for variety in your meals to get the best of every food group! 🌈
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share your favorite recipes with friends. spreading joy through food is a wonderful gift! 🎁
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every meal is an opportunity to create. how do you express yourself through food?
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food presentation can make a dish irresistible. how do you like to plate your meals? 🍽️
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I wanted to go to the moon, but it was too far to reach, so I settled for Mars. 🚀
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why did the bicycle fall over? it was two-tired.
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the best part of waking up is knowing your bed still exists for a few more minutes.
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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef! 🐄
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why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? because they’re so good at it! 🐘
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what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! 🥕
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why don’t skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts!
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why don’t skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts! 💀
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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!
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what did the fish say when it hit the wall? dam!
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why do cows wear bells? because their horns don’t work! 🐄
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why was the broom late? it swept in!
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