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My bike got stolen last month, and I'm pretty sure I found it on Craigslist. I could be mistaken, but I bet my spare key still opens the lock. Does anyone want to John Wick my bike back? I personally have too much to live for. https://austin.craigslist.org/bik/d/austin-gazelle-new-arroyo-c5-hmb-elite/7729725930.html
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seems like something one should be able to request a plainclothes police officer for. get 'em to meet you at the Starbucks and step in only if you get static
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We requested this -- I'm 99% sure it won't happen. Would vastly prefer John Wick tbh.
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