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John Gazzini

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John Gazzini
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This reminds me of a big company I used to work at. The CEO sent an email hinting that there were too many useless managers & that everyone should code. Managers started saying "I'll code you a calendar invite" and "Just coding up an email real quick..."
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After 10 years, I finally snapped. I couldn't take it anymore. I called Apple support & had them remove that U2 album from my account. It took 8 minutes.
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Saturday sauna buddy.
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Hiring only staff+ devs is hard initially. But it's *so* much better later.
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Want to stay in the sauna longer & avoid headaches? Wear a sauna hat! Want to have fun? Wear a completely ridiculous sauna hat!
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"Can you watch the kids?" "Sure."
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I hate the framing of a "diet." It should be weird to gorge ourselves on junk. But it's so normal that we have a special word for *not* doing that (diet). Is there a good way to flip this? When someone pressures me, I could say "No thanks, I'm not on a junker today." Is that dumb?
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1 month into the Colostrum experiment: * I will keep taking it. * I won't try to convince my friends to take it. I'm seeing some benefits, but nothing concrete. Anecdotally: * I'm 80% sure my gut-health improved * I'm only 20% sure my immunity improved * The portions are just so, so small.
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4 year old gets 1 show / week. I'm trying to decide if this counts (or if that's just a stupid rule).
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Can we talk about the tooth fairy? We do the whole "Santa" lie 1x / year, and it's cute. Then there's this annual "Easter Bunny" situation, fine. But look. These kids have *a lot* of teeth. The unpaid actor behind these mythical nocturnal gift-givers is exhausted.
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During the ZIRP, many crypto projects over-indexed on ideology. If you tried to operate according to some lofty techno-philosophical scheme and fell slightly short, that's ok. I'm long: * bold ideas * scar tissue * use cases I'd rather invest in a Django app with these things than in a blockchain without them.
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Grace (a high school senior) interned at Truemed last summer. I'm increasingly convinced that metabolic dysfunction is a *massive* factor in cancer formation. Grace is 20 steps ahead, full-sending this message to save lives: https://twitter.com/travelingenes/status/1765222152616218802
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Error-correction is the best feature of American politics.
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I had a breakthrough with a friend this week. He was trying to cut, but he never went to bed hungry. If your body isn't hungry enough to eat itself, then it won't eat itself.
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We've now had 4 families over this weekend to sauna / plunge / swim. Saunas are viral like pickleball -- not *the best* thing, but super approachable. I want one of these in every neighborhood. Fitness is so much better together.
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Living in a college town is pretty great. We didn't even go here!!
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"This team is like a startup within a large company."
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Brutal -- wasn't even merged. As a blockchain, git is memorializing my shame better than Eth ever could.
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I love our little dad-run-group. I love Austin. This is our first weekend back since my back surgery... I love being able to do this!!
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We just had 2 families over to swim, sauna & cold-plunge. This is going really well. Fitness is 100x better with a local community.
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