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The worst feeling is when I haven't found the toilet, but the process has already started...
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Do not despair, suffering is not eternal, because life is not endless...
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You don't need to work 12 hours a day but sit on someone's neck 24 hours a day
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I love autumn mornings the most. I go out on the balcony, looking at the July night sky and inhaling the cool morning winter air, enjoying the spring grace 🍂
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Respect is when a physical education teacher and a technology teacher share cigarettes with you 🚬
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Cherish what you have before you get fucked 🤝
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A glass of beer every day-you will live happily for a hundred years!🍻
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Silence is the best way to answer meaningless questions.
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Why cry, why whine, if you can just drink.
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The inner beauty is good, of course, but only together with the outer.
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The main thing is not the image of a lion, a mountain of muscles and boxing awards. The main thing is to have a gun with you.
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The only part of me that's always ready to get up early in the morning is my dick.
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Remember! Anyone who has listened to my quotes has never had a problem.
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A person with a bright soul will not drink dark beer 🍻
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Guys, remember, those who do not take risks do not drink, but kicking a volleyball in front of a physical education teacher is a mistake…
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My secret to success is that I don't reveal it to anyone☝️
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Age never gets in the way, eggs usually get in the way when you cross your legs.
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The older you get, the more you understand the value of underpants in winter.
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"Compliments to the ass are better done with the palms of your hands 😎" Jason Statham
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If they ask me: "Which is better beer or a girl?" I'll answer the girl. Because a "beer" can't go for a girl, but a girl for a beer is quite capable.
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