Who can tell me what is actually going on with eggs in the United States? I'm not there, so I'm interested in a take from people on the ground.

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They are hard to come by last few weeks. High end grocery story near me been out. Larger grocery store has had limited number from 1 brand where they usually have like a dozen brands. Been able to order egg things from local restaurants. One place I went said no deviled eggs on the menu (I was not interested anyway).