sparkz

i’m offline for 24 hours, come back and realize half my friends are hyper-mobile. 

what else did i miss?!

i once beat a world series poker pro | from: /kauai love to: /adventure | previously @overpricedjpegs

lol. Yeah, that was out of freakin' nowhere.

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In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

Only she who attempts the absurd, can achieve the impossible. 

I’m an artist with a side of degen 

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Crypto enthusiast, ethics, movies and photography.

Founder of /gentlemanswagers

looks like @kagami @burrrrrberry @6bazinga and @tracyit so far. should have a hyper mobile livestream where everyone does tricks and the winner challenges burr heads up to see who can bend the farthest.

Please no. Had a physical therapy last year (frozen shoulder, don't ask). The guy working with me told me too many horror stories about hyper mobile people. 

Basically, it's all fun and games until it isn't. If people pop out their joints every now and then (cause it's fun), it tends to fall out by itself soon enough. After the 8th/9th time (therapists words not mine), surgery is in order. Ligaments/tendon reductions and "folding" (and subsequent "firming up" of that folding) is not fun. Or painless.

there is no room for reason in hyper mobility.

you’re making my day. as the resident lawyer in my friend group i am 99% of the time the most cautious, risk averse person in the room. here for the role reversal. bend on, hyper mobiles 🤣

Again, it may seem fun. But it isn't. Don't do this @burrrrrberry

but also, I'm not gonna tell anyone how to live their life 😄