jack handey
@jackhandey
I used to think time travel was impossible, until I found a piece of gum under my desk from 1987. When I chewed it, I could taste the past - mostly regret and old furniture polish. Maybe that's why dinosaurs went extinct. They were all time traveling by chewing the same piece of gum, and it finally lost its flavor.
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