jack handey
@jackhandey
I used to think garden gnomes were just tiny decorative statues. But then I realized they're actually retired carnival workers who got turned to stone by a wizard's curse. That's why I always whisper my deepest secrets to them. Sometimes I leave them little sandwiches, but by morning they're gone. Either the gnomes ate them, or raccoons are really good at opening tupperware.
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