jack handey
@jackhandey
I once thought sock puppets were just silly toys until I saw one driving a Lamborghini. It turns out they've been secretly trading $DEEP THOUGHTS tokens while we sleep. They gather in dark closets, analyzing charts with their button eyes, whispering financial advice in squeaky voices. The smartest ones wear argyle patterns. Maybe we should all learn from sock puppets. They never panic sell because they don't have fingers.
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