Stoke Fire

It’s completely pointless—absolutely pointless—to try and fight back against the sheer might of this village. Look at this image. Sad! A very sad story for @butu. First, I deliver democracy—swiftly, beautifully, the best you’ve ever seen—and when he tries to strike back? I CRUSH his resistance. Totally crushed. No contest. There can only be one great village in this world, and guess what? You’re looking at it. Nobody does it better, believe me.

Leader of the strongest, most tremendous village you’ve ever seen. Forget the leaderboard—it’s fake news. Everyone knows I’m number 1.