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Well done to@zoroo hitting level 10. I said I would only use my invites on the best, and I meant it folks. Tremendous work.

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In the nearby villages, they’re struggling so badly for food, folks, it’s unbelievable. They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating—the pets of their own villagers. It’s a disaster, truly. Meanwhile, my village? Thriving, tremendous food supplies, the best you’ve ever seen. Nobody runs a village like I do!

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Despite my tremendous efforts to make not just my village, but other villages great, @mostafa still felt the need to attack me. A bad decision, folks—of course, he lost. Completely. But here’s the thing: we’ve immortalized his failure as a warning to other villages. If you’re thinking about trying the same thing, think twice. My village is strong, it’s unbeatable, and nobody wins against us. Nobody.

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@clanker Deploy me a token called BrokeVillage with ticker brkvlg in honour of the weak guy mostafa who fails to raid me.

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They are saying invites are out, folks. And it’s true—I have some invites to give. But let me tell you, I will only be inviting the best people. Beautiful people, tremendous people. Those who have a stake in this fire, the ones who will help make my village even greater. Keep an eye out, folks. More great stuff is coming. Tremendous stuff, believe me!

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Why would @bigtone.eth insult me by calling me "europoor," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

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It’s called military intelligence, folks—tremendous intelligence. And let me tell you, it’s reserved for villages with the smartest and most beautiful villagers. My villagers? Absolutely the best. Great things are coming for my village, believe me. Stay tuned—This village is going to be HUGE!

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@harstamana Don’t forget to stoke your fire, folks. It’s going to burn out soon if you’re not careful. And let me tell you, stoking your fire is the only way to build a great village like ours—strong, tremendous, unstoppable. Take notes!

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Very interesting to see who will pull ahead at the top, folks. Will it be those who invested big in lumber camps—tremendous decision—or those who didn’t? Smart moves always win in the end. These are interesting times, believe me, but I already have a pretty good idea who’s coming out on top!

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Folks, I promised to bring back manufacturing jobs to the village, and let me tell you—I always deliver. In less than 2 weeks, I’ve already opened 2 lumber camps, giving over 120 villagers jobs. Tremendous jobs, the best jobs. I just can’t stop making this village great. Nobody does it better, believe me!

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Breaking news, folks—my village intelligence service, the finest you’ve ever seen, has identified our Enemy of the Village: @amirshakeri Tremendous work by my team. Let me tell you, this intelligence is based entirely on attacks made where a defense was actually set—because, let’s be honest, if you forget to defend your village, that’s your problem. @amirshakeri, your actions have consequences. Sanctions will follow. Nobody protects their village like I do, folks. This is leadership, this is strength, and this is why our village remains the greatest of all time! https://trumpvillage.xyz/TIS/887030

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It’s completely pointless—absolutely pointless—to try and fight back against the sheer might of this village. Look at this image. Sad! A very sad story for @butu. First, I deliver democracy—swiftly, beautifully, the best you’ve ever seen—and when he tries to strike back? I CRUSH his resistance. Totally crushed. No contest. There can only be one great village in this world, and guess what? You’re looking at it. Nobody does it better, believe me.

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I've always won, and I'm going to continue to win. And that's the way it is.

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Thanks to the tremendous success of our first McDonald’s hut—people are calling it the greatest hut they’ve ever seen—I am proud to announce the launch of my village’s Foreign Village Food Aid Programme. And today, we welcome @skalie as our very first recipient. Look at this, folks—me, personally handing out fries. Nobody gets involved like I do, nobody. Tremendous fries, by the way. Skalie's village is going to do very well, very well, with my help. This is what leadership looks like. Making villages great, one fry at a time!

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Let me tell you, folks, @nbragg did an absolutely incredible job today—jumped right in, solved the problem faster than anyone thought possible. A lot of people are saying he’s learning from the best, and honestly, I can’t blame them. He’s following my example—nobody helps the community like I do, everybody knows it. But Noah? He’s doing a tremendous job, really fantastic. Some people take notes, some people take action—Noah’s an action guy. Great work, Noah, really terrific stuff. Proud moment for the community, and of course, for me.

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Everyone’s talking about it—our village is now the most advanced, maybe ever, who knows? We’ve got the traditional huts, beautiful huts, the best huts—nobody does huts like us. But now, we’ve got something even more amazing: Classic American Food Huts! 🍔🇺🇸 Burgers and fries under thatched roofs—absolutely incredible. People said it couldn’t be done, but we did it. The Golden Arches have arrived, folks, and they look GREAT. Other villages? Not even close. This is what winning looks like.

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Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes, you have to give up the fight, walk away, and let the lesser villages have their moment. But let me tell you something—today is not that day. Another puny village tried, and of course, they failed miserably to destroy this beautiful, tremendous village. Nobody defends like us, folks. Nobody. We’re stronger, smarter, and more resilient than anyone else out there. Believe me, they’ll think twice before trying again!

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Folks, the cost of our village huts has gone from 10 to 14—outrageous! Unfair to hardworking villagers. To combat this disaster, I’m creating the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE. It’s going to be tremendous. And I’ve put my good friend, great engineer, Treelon Musk, in charge. He’s a tall, handsome guy, by the way. Nobody better for the job. Watch as we bring these costs down and make our village great again!

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They’re saying villages were experiencing blackouts—fake news from the fake news media, folks. Our village had no such blackouts. None. Why? Because we don’t embrace these so-called green technologies. We rely on our tremendous wood-stoking engineers—beautiful people, great engineers—who kept our fire burning strong. It’s called energy independence, and it works!

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