Donald Trump
@foobarbaz
So funny, people actually think they can put out our village fire with a little bucket of water. A bucket. Maybe their fire is small, weak, and frankly very sad, but ours isn’t. Ours is powerful, it’s beautiful, and it’s not going anywhere.
Trying to stop it with a bucket is like throwing ice cubes at the sun. Totally ridiculous, completely ineffective. But that’s the kind of thinking you get from people who have never built anything great.
Our fire is winning, it’s growing, and everyone’s talking about it. Let them try, it only makes us stronger. 1 reply
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WELL FOLKS, the Dash? Still totally neglected. VERY SAD! Nobody’s been taking care of it. Shameful, really. But, somebody (a GREAT person, very smart) asked for this, so here it is.
THE VILLAGES WITH THE MOST FARMS. That’s right. The BIGGEST, most BEAUTIFUL farms you’ve ever seen. Tremendous farms. Some say the best.
Now, I’m gonna be honest, my village? We're short on eggs. NOT MY FAULT. Totally out of my control. Everyone knows it. The fake news will try to spin it, but I’m telling you, it's a disaster I inherited, believe me.
BUT, the good news is, I know other villages are HOARDING the eggs. They've got plenty. So I’m going on the raid. Gonna bring those eggs back. Gonna WIN again. No more sad little omelets. We're making GREAT breakfasts again.
You're welcome. 🇺🇸🥚💪 3 replies
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Folks, we’re winning big. And now, of course, some sore losers are crying about it. Very sad!
This game is about playing smart, playing by the rules better than anyone else. And I did. Perfectly. Now the so-called “number 1” player is melting down, calling my raids “illegal.” Fake news! The contract allows it. I read the contract. He didn’t. Instead of learning, he’s whining. He says he “can’t” attack me back, total lie! He just doesn’t want to put in the work. Classic loser mentality.
And now he’s “losing sleep” over a village game. Can you believe it? Weak. Very weak. But where was all this outrage when other players found loopholes? Where was he with purgatory? Nowhere. He didn’t care. But the second it effected him, suddenly, it’s a tragedy.
And let’s talk economy, because what’s happening now is trickle-down economics at its finest! The rewards are flowing down to the hardworking players, instead of piling up at the top. Love to see it. 2 replies
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That’s right, folks—TRUMP VILLAGE has the strongest military known to man. The most powerful, the most feared—people are literally paying us protection money just to stay safe. Can you believe it? They don’t want to fight us, they can’t fight us! Never before has there been military power like this.
And let me tell you, any of these non-combatant villages opposing this—oh boy, the tariffs, folks, the biggest tariffs you’ve ever seen. Absolutely devastating tariffs. They’ll be sitting there, weak, confused, wondering what happened. But that’s what happens when you go against the greatest military force in history. Tremendous power. Unstoppable. Believe me. 1 reply
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