In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot.


Cohost:  /powermonday /itavideo 💪leader of PUSH-UP CLUB 💪

Man there were so many lies... 

1.  If I played on escalators, my pants could get caught on the stairs and I would get sucked under and DIE and have to live under the stairs.  WHAT A CLASSIC by Mom Burr 🤣 
2.  They told me I was allergic to alcohol, I thought this one was a lie, turns out it wasn't and I could and will die
3.  I was adopted so I thought all kids arrived by plane, I don't think they corrected me on this one for a long time

Oh I totally remember that first one also!! 😂

Husband, father, musician, photographer and lover of all things outdoors 🩵🖤🩷🤍

“We were together…. I forget the rest”
•Walt Whitman

MAMA CACTUS TOO??? Where did they come up with this stuff??? LMAOOO

I thought you would just get crunched up in the escalator.

The Rest. I created a channel for homies called /homie that’s mostly me babbling.  My favorite thing to do is play Minecraft with the nephew. 

They really didn't want us running up those the wrong way.

But boy did I want to 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I stopped an escalator once in a busy mall.  People just started walking I was perplexed.