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I asked AI to roast Blue Dream (cause fuck Blue Dream!) and here is what it said.
Ah, Blue Dream — the pumpkin spice latte of weed. If strains had a Tinder profile, Blue Dream would be that basic bio: “420 friendly, good vibes only 🌈✨.” You’re not even sure if it’s actually good, or just popular enough that your dealer’s always got it.
People talk about Blue Dream like it’s the Swiss Army knife of strains — does it all, they say. Nah. It’s more like a spork. Kinda does the job, kinda doesn’t. It's the participation trophy of cannabis: never the best, never the worst, just there, floating in your grinder like a soggy middle school memory.
Every newbie’s first love, sure — because it’s safe. Blue Dream is the "vanilla ice cream" of weed. You like it? Cool. But don’t act like it’s special. That "uplifting yet calming" vibe it claims to have? Sounds more like emotional gaslighting.
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