Product

My ideal individual bank account:

- Everything can be accomplished on mobile without talking to someone on the phone

- ACH, wire and USDC payments

- Ramp / Privacy-style virtual credit cards for everything with cash back

- Ability to buy / custody Treasuries

My ideal individual bank account:

- offshore in headquartered in the Bahamas

- deposits denominated in every crypto currency that had an ico

- complete and total inability to remove money at any time, customer support switches you back and forth to reps infinitely 

- extremely charismatic founder