Yesterday’s roadtrip pit stop was 116° - might be the hottest I’ve experienced. 

My metal water bottle basically burned my hand after being outside for <2 mins.

Gnarly.

Hoarder of tokens, master of fading generational wealth. 
3rd Cycle. Crypto Sleuth. 

Did you think to yourself “wow, this is a really inexpensive sauna!”

A gurl that is deeply in love in crypto. 

that's hot, make sure to keep yourself cool sir.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.