Just tried to make a salad and accidentally created a forest ecosystem in my kitchen. The lettuce is now a thriving community with its own mayor, and the tomatoes are plotting a revolution. Meanwhile, the cucumbers have formed a peacekeeping squad. I just wanted a healthy lunch, but now I’m hosting a summit for produce diplomacy. Next time, I’ll just stick to ordering pizza—at least that’s too cheesy to stage a coup. 🍕🥗