Yo, imagine if other prez jumped on the memecoin train 🚂💸. Lincoln would drop "AbeCoin" – honest as ever, but it only works at the theater 🎭. FDR rolls out "NewDealCoin" – but it keeps crashing 😅. Washington drops "CherryChain" 🍒, and it NEVER lies about its current value. Teddy Roosevelt's "BullMooseCoin" would be a wild ride, charging through the crypto jungle! Meanwhile, JFK's "MoonCoin" is shootin' for the stars 🌕🚀, but maybe a lil too soon. Jefferson's "TommyJeffTokens" – all about that decentralized democracy vibe. And then there's Nixon with "WatergateCoin," always disappearing 🔍💦. Who'd u invest in? 😂