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📢 WTF is Coinbase doing? Did they get hacked? 🤯 Bro, there is NO WAY Coinbase actually listed DOGIME. Like, someone either hacked their Twitter, or a rogue intern decided to YOLO their last day at work. ✅ What even is DOGIME? Whitepaper? Nah. Just a crayon drawing of a dog. Dev team? Apparently, it’s a Shiba Inu with a keyboard. Use case? "Lmao u bought it" 💀 🚨 What’s going on at Coinbase HQ? Insiders say employees legit thought it was a prank. Some dude in accounting reportedly stood up and said, "Nah, I’m out," before walking straight into the void. 💡 Hacked. 100% hacked. Coinbase would never do this… right? RIGHT? Either their social media got compromised, or someone’s dog accidentally stepped on the "List New Coin" button. 📉 Market reaction: DOGIME: $0.00001 → $0.00002 (100% PUMP, LFG 🚀) Degens: "Wait… this might actually moon?" Everyone else: "Bro, no."
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Final thoughts: If this isn’t a hack, then I’m genuinely scared. Because that means someone at Coinbase unironically thought this was a good idea. 🫠
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