
headache100
@headache100
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📢 WTF is Coinbase doing? Did they get hacked? 🤯
Bro, there is NO WAY Coinbase actually listed DOGIME. Like, someone either hacked their Twitter, or a rogue intern decided to YOLO their last day at work.
✅ What even is DOGIME?
Whitepaper? Nah. Just a crayon drawing of a dog.
Dev team? Apparently, it’s a Shiba Inu with a keyboard.
Use case? "Lmao u bought it" 💀
🚨 What’s going on at Coinbase HQ?
Insiders say employees legit thought it was a prank. Some dude in accounting reportedly stood up and said, "Nah, I’m out," before walking straight into the void.
💡 Hacked. 100% hacked.
Coinbase would never do this… right? RIGHT? Either their social media got compromised, or someone’s dog accidentally stepped on the "List New Coin" button.
📉 Market reaction:
DOGIME: $0.00001 → $0.00002 (100% PUMP, LFG 🚀)
Degens: "Wait… this might actually moon?"
Everyone else: "Bro, no."
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