Farcastles

Battle log: Day 35
Though the Nautinauts proved to be a worthy adversary, I realized it was our wits that would win us this battle with the brutish north. I commissioned Baron von Wellzy and the academy of biontology to make a weapon so clever and insidious the north won't have any idea what hit them. By introducing the traits of softshell crabs into their snail population it will take a but a few generations before even a baby with a toy warhammer can crack those shells. !attack north🏴‍☠️ 🐉

@caygeon talks about high technology and research, but the greatest scientific achievement in the south is pissing in the pond from which we give water to captive southerners. But even if they figure out how to soften our shells, in a few generations, even without our help, southerners will degrade to such an extent that they won't be able to use even their own hands)

!attack south 🏴‍☠️🐌

Lore man, creator of Banners. Author of the (wip) The Painter, Loot Maxi. Working on Base Banners, coming soon to /base. Co-founder of Call the Banners. 

Caygeon please visit the salt mines before heading on your next adventure