The next Pope is here *and* he’s American. 🇺🇸

This changes everything we thought we knew.

Bitcoin is up. The holy vibes are immaculate. 🚀

In this thread, I’ll break down 10 world-shattering shifts you need to understand to survive the next papal regime.

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Wow what an amazing thread and breakdown, I am thoroughly impressed 👏

The rumors are true. I lost the IDGAF war. I do give a fuck. I actually care very deeply about many things

Jesus Christ someone's actually made one 😹

A new pope has been chosen.

Robert Francis Prevost just became the first American pope in history.

Here’s what just changed at the Vatican

And what it could mean for your crypto🧵

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OMG! I can't believe someone actually wrote one of these. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Jesus Christ someone's actually made one 😹
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