The next Pope is here *and* he’s American. 🇺🇸

This changes everything we thought we knew.

Bitcoin is up. The holy vibes are immaculate. 🚀

In this thread, I’ll break down 10 world-shattering shifts you need to understand to survive the next papal regime.

🧵 👇

Design @ farcaster 🟣 
👩‍💻📕🐶

Kebab menu top right. Thank you for the reply! 🪙

The rumors are true. I lost the IDGAF war. I do give a fuck. I actually care very deeply about many things

Wow what an amazing thread and breakdown, I am thoroughly impressed 👏

Imagine telling your atheist friend the Pope pumped your bags.

This has #13 Burger King foot lettuce vibes 💜