welp

Looking for terminally online news junkies.

1. You check X / Twitter first thing in the morning and the last thing before you go to bed at night.

2. you know what OSINT means without looking it up

3. you know who nate silver and nate cohn are (and what publications they currently work for)

4. if asked on the street, you could give an accurate summary of the recent geopolitical developments in Europe, Middle East and Latin America in the past week

If this is you, please reply here.

where is the demand for neurotic hyperlocalized news junkies

1. you check nextdoor and citizen in the morning and the last thing before you go to bed at night
2. you know which house has cops in front of it without looking it up
3. you know whose dog a poop left out on the sidewalk belongs to
4. if asked on the street, you can give a 20m rant about how this neighborhood keeps getting worse and nobody goes to jail anymore

u can tag me next time

i was telling my wife the other day how one neighbor spread gravel from their driveway out into the main road

and there's a new car towed into the other neighbors yard... but it might be in the right of way, time to call DOT!