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some retards just need to learn to shut their mouth and not say anything when people are sharing something personal on this platform curb your fucking autism

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parents want to give me 10% of their home sale "because they felt they did me dirty" when i was growing up, as if that would fix anything when i lived with them, they changed the locks in their house without telling me bc they thought my wife was stealing from them. i moved out after that they have never apologized

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everyone is suddenly an expert in airport design today

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We put him down and watched him go to sleep. He had a cancerous mass in his nose and lost all interest in food despite being a vacuum cleaner. DOH is going to take his body. Make sure your pets have their rabies vaccinations up to date, even if they're indoor. I had no idea. goodbye, my fat boy

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looks like i'm gonna spend my whole holiday break at various animal hospitals 👍 my cat also bit someone and got put in rabies protocol. if he dies in the next ten days, DOH is taking his body 👍 my mom also called to tell me my 80 year old dad fell multiple times and is sleeping a lot + peeing everywhere and they're too dumb to go to the hospital 👍 welp

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last new years eve I was in the animal ER bc my cat swallowed a needle this christmas eve I'm in the animal ER bc my 17 year old cat has a respiratory illness that doesn't seem like it's going away so we're preparing for the worsd this is an expensive and stressful holiday tradition forming

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trillion dollar company and you can't fucking deliver last minute during the most busy week in the whole year you fucking FAILURE NOW I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After using this for 11 months I have given up on this setup bc: 1. linux/arm64 causes continual friction that doesn't exist for mac/arm64 because of rosetta. Many apps do not release linux/arm64 builds or they are borked with little support 2. i hate fedora and don't want to increase the chance of running into issues with running linux on mac by using arch I didn't go back to a thinkpad which I've used for over 20 years, but have switched over to an ASUS Zephyrus G14 which has excellent Linux support

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I wrote this as a joke, but you AI nuthuggers can't help yourself

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> ... we just got a new codebase that uses snake case and the _ is causing my right wrist to flare up again Programmers have the hardest life out of any occupation. There's no OSHA to catch devious motherfuckers sneaking in snake_case, which IS KNOWN TO DESTROY wrists, for the sake of aesthetic appeal

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😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 im gay now 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

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i just got told my testosterone 1% was denied by insurance over the phone. they mentioned my sleep apnea and couldn't explain why it was mentioned in the denial i screamed at them THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE KILLING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS and hung up

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people who use precommit hooks are fucking losers who create a burdensome process nobody fucking wants to maintain so everyone spams "--no-verify"

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im getting "Luigi Mangione" tattooed on my chest

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> A jacket and Monopoly money were among some of the things found in the backpack. HE IS THE ONE https://www.msnbc.com/politicsnation/watch/no-gun-found-in-backpack-recovered-in-central-park-police-say-226468421636

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i'm starting a legal fund for the united healthcare shooter and if he doesn't get caught it'll be his judgment day fund.....................

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we're on the boondock saints timeline now ceo muthafuckas better watch out

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i bought a book instead of stealing it off libgen I've made it

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my children will not eat tonight just because this man wanted to make a point https://x.com/danfinlay/status/1861635733183934860

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I GOT ROBBED BY DAN FINLAY ON SOLANA THIS CYCLE

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