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DON'T WRITE "CHOOSE THE RIGHT X FOR YOU" AND GIVE ME NO INFORMATION ON HOW THEY DIFFER

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my dominos order was an hour late because someone stole the delivery guy's bike nbd but the transgression that set me off is the dude gave me a bottle of water because they were out of diet coke

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I grew up near cross-bronx pizzeria where they make huge fucking slices it was $3 a slice when i lived there until 2010~, now it's about $4.75

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repugnant statement from @sdv.eth

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my social media career has been going downhill ever since that farts in a jar nft account briefly followed me on twitter

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i can't believe this is real https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/

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weebs gonna weeb

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this boy loves his garbage

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can't wait until aliens show up and unveil their human points program we have to all grind to live

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She's upgrading their housing now these mofos live better than me and don't pay rent

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@keccers.eth is missing out on the homeless people stealing the new garbage bins. I saw a homeless man use two stolen bins as a barricade for his little sleeping area near the strand

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I had no idea fivethirtyeight is using a new model this year https://www.natesilver.net/p/why-i-dont-buy-538s-new-election

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every time i do something in defi i think: - shit im fucked if the token gets exploited - shit im fucked if the pool/contract my tokens are in gets exploited - shit im fucked if the protocol gets exploited - shit im fucked if i autopilot if the dapp gets exploited

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oh my god this kitten https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6XaCFQvqVq/?igsh=aGlvZWo5czlyOGE2

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> We-chan's waifu wuvs isopods more than me uwu~ Maybe I should grow 14 wegs to get her attention, nyan~ > > Create a Waifu based off your FC profile with WaifuCast!

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I never look at the follows notifications page or who follows me because there are too many random bots to sift through. If there were summaries about the caster (similar to botornot), maybe an interesting cast from them on this page, then I could use it as a way of discovery

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jd vance following the @mikedemarais.eth playbook

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logged into forums.somethingawful.com yesterday for the first time in four years after someone showed me a bsky post about a goon coming off a 100k hour probation (no posting privileges) and resumed the same argument: https://bsky.app/profile/understatesmen.bsky.social/post/3kxbneasjs42s said goon then produced a lovely written piece reflecting on growing out of being an asshole and that they just did that because it's funny: https://bsky.app/profile/etherwind.bsky.social/post/3kxconiou6i2j

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pretty amusing to sift through the front page of https://bsky.app/ without an account and see the opposite opinions of what i see on farcaster

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Is there a way to create a materialized view and set it up to *never* refresh it after the initial population? The underlying query is heavy, but is for previous years so it doesn't need to run after the first time.

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