Up late making microphone cables and watching Taskmaster. What y'all doin

Musician and artist from the smallest largest city. https://audius.co/monist

Wait, not repairing - actually making the cables!?

I make sadboi pop music. Some say it's what Batman broods to.

Becoming a degen as my side hustle.

Yeah! It's not too hard. You can order the cable and connectors in bulk and then with some basic soldering assemble them in whatever length you need. 
It's orders of magnitude cheaper than buying them pre-made.

I have yet to learn how to solder, I like tinkering with tech, but I've only gotten as far as replacing parts or building my PC, never soldering.

It's not hard! There are good tutorials online and you can always practice first on discarded circuits so you aren't worried about breaking something expensive.