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Lucky by Britney Spears is the greatest song about depression ever written AMA
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this is a story about a girl named lucky
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My favorite joke is people saying unfortunately Trump will be forced to carry Vance to term 😭
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Omg Sam I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy truly
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Girlies, what is the best bathing suit brand rn?
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Friendship is my swing state elected official bestie answering my dumb af texts analyzing which pattern of bathing suit to buy.
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soon I won’t be able to tell my little sister that she needs to wait to make [random life decisions] until her prefrontal cortex is developed :(
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being triggered in a new way you never could’ve imagined is interesting if you look at it intellectually
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our governor is soo funny https://x.com/jacobkornbluh/status/1815427842588450988?s=46&t=u_BAnxupYD23ax7Ta4IqtA
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my favorite micro misogyny is how we refer to women in politics by first name and men by last (except Bernie, bc he’s for the girls)
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girl, so confusing (United States 2024 remix)
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I love Dr. Vivek Murthy ugh listening to him makes me feel safer
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Coconut context coconut context coconut coconut coconut
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no one stays up stressing about this nation like moms of a certain age ...I’ve been begging my mom to stop reading the news
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my best friend is about to marry the guy who I told her to go out with in 2020 bc he listed Portrait of a Lady on Fire as a favorite film on his bumble
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I’ve never been a more annoying customer than when I was getting a manicure while the assassination attempt news broke
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i just had to ask Claude what to do if my dog ate lao gan ma
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The “Biden will speak soon” NATO hold music should be hot to go
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talking to my friends out how much we’d pay to guarantee only having daughters
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for me being Cuban is about taking 2.5 sips of a mojito and making your boomer tía help you diagnose how the revolution’s trauma manifests throughout the entire family behaviorally today
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