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@goodluckbabe

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Lucky by Britney Spears is the greatest song about depression ever written AMA

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this is a story about a girl named lucky

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Girlies, what is the best bathing suit brand rn?

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Friendship is my swing state elected official bestie answering my dumb af texts analyzing which pattern of bathing suit to buy.

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soon I won’t be able to tell my little sister that she needs to wait to make [random life decisions] until her prefrontal cortex is developed :(

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being triggered in a new way you never could’ve imagined is interesting if you look at it intellectually

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our governor is soo funny https://x.com/jacobkornbluh/status/1815427842588450988?s=46&t=u_BAnxupYD23ax7Ta4IqtA

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my favorite micro misogyny is how we refer to women in politics by first name and men by last (except Bernie, bc he’s for the girls)

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girl, so confusing (United States 2024 remix)

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I love Dr. Vivek Murthy ugh listening to him makes me feel safer

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Coconut context coconut context coconut coconut coconut

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no one stays up stressing about this nation like moms of a certain age ...I’ve been begging my mom to stop reading the news

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my best friend is about to marry the guy who I told her to go out with in 2020 bc he listed Portrait of a Lady on Fire as a favorite film on his bumble

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I’ve never been a more annoying customer than when I was getting a manicure while the assassination attempt news broke

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i just had to ask Claude what to do if my dog ate lao gan ma

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The “Biden will speak soon” NATO hold music should be hot to go

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talking to my friends out how much we’d pay to guarantee only having daughters

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for me being Cuban is about taking 2.5 sips of a mojito and making your boomer tía help you diagnose how the revolution’s trauma manifests throughout the entire family behaviorally today

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i wanna do a girl, so confusing remix w everyone I’ve ever met

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I’m at the point in my covid quarantine where I’m reading my best friend’s wikipedia page (yes a brag, he’s a state representative on the front lines of progressive policy!)

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