María

@goodluckbabe

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my friend pointed out that these tweets perfectly encapsulate how certain men approach women in general -- hatefully and yet obsessively

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Is anyone else dying for Denver to get a WNBA or NWSL team?!

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I asked someone to email me their availability and they sent me an image (no text) of their physical calendar with events written on each day 🥹 sweetest thing ever I'm dead

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chappell has made it to the straights 💓 i love my friends

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I get so jealous when I see my retired neighbors walking to one another's houses for midday hangs. I don't want to be retired but I want to hang out with them.

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generational mom wealth is when you have a sweet perfect mom who mostly dealt with her family trauma before you had to 🥹 hmd

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espresso x not like us club mashup when

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has anyone been successful in not listening to the new Kendrick nonstop, lmk

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I would give anything to say I'm from Colorado and not be asked about skiing or weed, both of which carry connotations ranging from bleh to trauma for me lol. How can the CO brand expand?!

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God bless everyone who's had a call with me while I'm monitoring my sister's bath time so she doesn't flood the house...camera off, muted, occasional 👍 . And 0 context bc like I'm not gonna tell a corporate tax team about how sometimes autism involves daily 3-hour flood risk baths lol.

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reality show people ADORE to be like going after me, well that's one thing, but when you bring my family into it...even if no one in any way shape or form brought their family into it :)

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I'm working on a series of interviews of adults with autism, specifically those who require supported day-to-day living, and/or (if nonspeaking) their families. If anyone here has thoughts, input, or would like to be interviewed, reach out! I'd be so appreciative. Brief intro: https://shorturl.at/uKVX9

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I had a dream that Nymphia Wind's content was being censored on TikTok bc she's Taiwanese and that's what galvanized queer people to support the ban...too gay, too online, and majored in IR. 😩

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i was getting a facial and overheard someone say "what are your goals for your lips?" and i was like omg i'm going to reframe everything I want as a goal

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sentences in emails that start with "Happy to" need to be really feared

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what's the word for not spending that much on physical goods but loving services (lawn care! junk removal! massage! coaching! psychic healing!). pls don't say millennial

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does anyone know how long it takes karma

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my mom is a local journalist and I feed her story ideas for Pride month and she's absolutely showing up all her younger colleagues, like how does like 60+ Latina mom know all the best queer exclusives 🥹

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hate football // love draft pick videos with moms and crying

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