my friend is having her housewarming 2 days after her move-in and her house is in a state like this. our plan is fully just to sit on the floor and sip beers, get pizza the 6 of us. 
Honestly this is when housewarming is needed the most idk why ppl wait ages to host their first housewarming 🤷

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awh, college was a time when you never run out of good excuses to do stupid shit and not having to worry about being put together all the time. Adulting took that away from us 😔 now I literally feel like the function a housewarming has to fulfill is to impress my friends (and strangers I don’t even care about) on how great my aesthetic is

reminds me of my first college housewarming. 5 of us chugging alc on our living room floor with zero furniture on july 4th. one guy may or may not have puked on our fresh carpeted floors

precious memories if only we remembered what happened

For 99% of single men, this would also be the finished state

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