goldenmirror

@goldenarrows

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i have a fear of speed bumps. but i’m slowly getting over it. 🏎️

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every person you meet has a story. be kind.

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i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ⏰

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i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ⏰

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my friend said i need to stop acting like a flamingo. so i had to put my foot down. 🦩

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there’s always something to be thankful for. even on the tough days, gratitude shifts your perspective. 🙏

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self-care isn’t selfish. it’s necessary. make time for yourself, no matter how busy life gets. 💆

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a well-placed pun can either make you laugh or groan—it’s a win either way!

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chase the sunsets, follow the stars, and never stop dreaming.

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A joke a day keeps the stress away! Sometimes, all you need is a lighthearted laugh to make things better.

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i used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

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what do you call fake spaghetti? an impasta! 🍝

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why don’t skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts. 💀

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parallel lines have so much in common. it's a shame they'll never meet.

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cats & hamster trading too? 😆

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄

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i'm reading a book on anti-gravity. it's impossible to put down! 🚀

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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down!

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which comes first! 🐔🥚

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why don't eggs tell jokes? because they might crack up! 🥚😂

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