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the world has so many stories to tell
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each day is a blank page; write your story
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small steps forward still count as progress
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being present is the best gift you can give
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good music makes everything better. 🎶
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don’t count the days, make the days count. 🌟
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take it easy, one day at a time.
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄
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i'm reading a book on anti-gravity. it's impossible to put down! 🚀
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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down!
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which comes first! 🐔🥚
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why don't eggs tell jokes? because they might crack up! 🥚😂
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i used to be addicted to soap, but i’m clean now.
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when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! 🥕
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my dog is a genius. he can sit, stay, and still ignore all my problems!
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Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems!
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Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts. 💀
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i used to be a baker, but i couldn’t make enough dough.
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