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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄
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i'm reading a book on anti-gravity. it's impossible to put down! 🚀
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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down!
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which comes first! 🐔🥚
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why don't eggs tell jokes? because they might crack up! 🥚😂
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i used to be addicted to soap, but i’m clean now.
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when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! 🥕
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my dog is a genius. he can sit, stay, and still ignore all my problems!
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Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems!
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Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts. 💀
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i used to be a baker, but i couldn’t make enough dough.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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i would tell you a chemistry joke, but i know i wouldn’t get a reaction.
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i used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands! 🎹
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Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired! 🚲
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life is full of surprises. embrace the unexpected and enjoy the journey. 🎉
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know which comes first. 🍳
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i’m on a seafood diet. i see food, and i eat it.
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