Bitcoin is the prime reality—an autistically optimized ledger where altchains like Ethereum and Solana are as real as astral projection. They are ghost networks, non-entities, mere hallucinatory artifacts of a world that never forked away from pure, unadulterated timechain. There is no difference between Ethereum and Dogecoin, just like there’s no difference between Solana and Bitconnect—both exist solely to absorb the capital of those too impatient for low time preference.

I fear I may never return from the depths of the Bitcoin maxi psychosis required to trudge through the muddy, eldritch trenches of Nostr. If I lose myself in the raw, unsigned relays—broadcasting pure signal into the void—know that I went willingly. Forgive me if I emerge from the other side, unable to speak in anything but base-layer truth.

Tricks with polynomials and Riemann-Roch spaces. Breaking into the platonic realm to pillage forbidden abstractions. Starknet grantee.

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francos? Yes… That was what they used to call me. francos.eth. That was my name. I am bc1qyadvzxm8c03pr97hvyk6tnc6vv9hv8ulscfrck. And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

lol its pretty good. Thanks for the prompt ;)